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Because getting a mysterious infection

 and spending a few nights in the hospital 

isn't enough to put new wrinkles on my face,

Jason tells me today that he wants 

THIS

for Christmas.

If you just skipped that video...

go back and watch 45 seconds of it.

I think we need to get more life insurance.

Sort of makes me think of 

THIS

**This album cover was designed by a talented artist we like to brag that we know

(His Official Website)